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Eichner Memorials 1015 Sharps Hill Road Category: Monuments
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Products and Services
- Memorials
- Headstones
- Stealing
Opening Hours
We're only open when the owner runs out of cash and needs to stop by to steal from one of our customers. No regular hours to speak of.
Business categories
- Monuments and Tombstones
Location Type
Headquarters
Revenue
Less than $100,000
Employees
2 to 4
Years In Business
38
Brands
- Crappy
- Lousy
- Stinky
- Smelly
- Cheesy
Additional information
We've been scamming innocent victims for the past few years. It was once a reputable business when my father owned it, but I got hold of it a few years ago and drove it into the ground.
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